This item appeared in the Toronto Star Business January 5, 2013 - Enjoy!
Did you hear
the one about the financial planner who walked into a pizzeria to order a pizza?
The server asks him: "Should I cut it into four pieces or eight
pieces?"
The planner
replies: "I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into
eight pieces."
Think of the
eight pizza slices as an 8 for 1 stock split – you get twice as many pieces as
the four slice pie and so you feel richer.
I know it was
a corny joke but I was just trying to do contribute to the investor education movement
that is being championed by the business media, various financial institutions
and our own Ontario
Securities Commission (OSC). The OSC invite visitors to “Check out our
brochures to learn more about investing and how to protect your money.”
There is no
doubt that an informed, educated investor will make better investment decisions
and so with the New Year upon us I now use this space to table my own glossary
of investment terms that should serve us well through 2013.
Bear Market:
This is what the markets do after you buy because of bright economic
conditions, record corporate earnings growth, peace in the Middle
East, and low oil & gold prices.
Bond:
A bond is a magical piece of paper that is worth more when the economy is bad
and then worth less when the economy is really bad.
Bull Market:
This is what the markets do after you sell because of a recession, corporate
scandals, political unrest, war jitters and soaring oil & gold prices.
Cash Flow:
Cash flow is the movement of money from a mutual fund to the fund manager.
Sometimes called the management expense ratio or MER.
Commissions and Trailer Fees: The commission is money you pay to buy and sell. A trailer
fee is the money you pay to buy and never sell.
Day Trader:
The day trader has the opportunity to lose large amounts of money over short
time periods. See long term investor.
Diversification: In a bear market a diversified portfolio will collapse more
slowly.
Financial Planner: A financial planner is a jack of all trades and master of
none.
Financial Columnists and TV Experts: They are legends in their own mind.
Fundamentals:
Otherwise known as the “compelling story”. The compelling story is what draws
you in and keeps you intoxicated until closing time.
Fundamental
Analysts and Technical Analysts: The fundamental analyst thinks he or she is
right and the technical analyst thinks the market is right.
Growth Stocks:
Growth stocks are the ones then go up when you don’t own them.
Investment Math:
When it comes to investing math is everything.
I have learned there are three kinds of investors - those that can count
and those that can't.
Investor Advocate: An investor advocate is a bad investor looking for someone
else to blame
Long Term Investor: A long term investor is a day trader who has refused to
sell a losing trade.
Margin Debt:
Using margin is the unique opportunity to have your original investment go to
zero and yet lose 200 percent of your capital.
Market Correction: A correction is what the markets do the day after you buy
stocks.
Options:
Buying call options is the opportunity to lose small amounts of money over
short time periods. Writing covered calls is the opportunity to either trade
away a rising stock or to hold on to a falling stock
P/E Ratio:
The P/E ratio is also known as the panic/exit ratio. Fund managers use this
number to calculate the time required for all of the unit holders to bail out
of a fund.
Seasonal Investing: In a bull market seasonal investing is the strategy of
buying low, selling higher and then buying back even higher. In a bear market it
is the strategy of selling high, buying low, and then selling even lower.
Stock:
A stock is magical piece of paper that is worth more when the economy is good
and then worth less when the economy is really good.
Value Investing: Picking stocks that go down as soon as you own them,
otherwise known as value traps..
On the topic
of value traps this is a comment on Shoppers Drug Mart Corporation I found posted
on found on stockchase.com “Generating so much free cash flow that they don’t
know what to do with it so they are buying back shares and raising dividends”
Our chart of
Shoppers displays a classic value trap with the current price sitting just
below the March 2009 lows posted by just about every listed large cap stock on
the planet and that is a compelling story.